Fabcepyarpcip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable shrew.

Fabcepyarpcip created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabcepyarpcip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabcepyarpcip, she will come to you in dreams.

Fabcepyarpcip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fabcepyarpcip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the west.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.