Stipgomnan is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, moody
mole.
Stipgomnan created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stipgomnan, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Stipgomnan, she will attempt to scare you with hail.
Stipgomnan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Stipgomnan's Holy Commandments1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Run away from turquoise pigs, for they are unholy.
3. Do not hurt voles.
4. Never skip in holy places.
5. Always help sheep in need.