Nibstiptig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong weasel.

Nibstiptig created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nibstiptig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nibstiptig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Nibstiptig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nibstiptig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if three snakes approach from the north.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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