Cubcimveg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong toad.

Cubcimveg created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cubcimveg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cubcimveg, it will strike you with lightening.

Cubcimveg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cubcimveg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cubcimveg first in all things.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.