Tikbimrill is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, strong lion.

Tikbimrill created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbimrill, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tikbimrill, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tikbimrill's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tikbimrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Never sing near cats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tikbimrill must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not cook food in pots.