Fagwapnil is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, witless
dingo.
Fagwapnil created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Fagwapnil, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Fagwapnil, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Fagwapnil's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Fagwapnil's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Fagwapnil.
3. Do not dye your hair red.
4. You must never eat spinach.
5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.