Nul is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind badger.

Nul created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nul, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nul, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nul's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nul's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of goats.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Always obey Nul's priests.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.