Gigmidyatt is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking
shrew.
Gigmidyatt created Asia eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Gigmidyatt, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gigmidyatt, it will turn you into a mouse.
Gigmidyatt's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Gigmidyatt's Holy Commandments1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Gigmidyatt on top of important buildings.