Gigmidyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking shrew.

Gigmidyatt created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gigmidyatt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigmidyatt, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gigmidyatt's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gigmidyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Gigmidyatt on top of important buildings.