Vedpaktar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful dog.

Vedpaktar created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedpaktar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedpaktar, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vedpaktar's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vedpaktar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Vedpaktar.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if three rats approach from the west.

5. Always take life seriously.