Genjanflow Sterpancarmanneljabnellkip Pibtitcem is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, impressive monkey.

Genjanflow Sterpancarmanneljabnellkip Pibtitcem created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Genjanflow Sterpancarmanneljabnellkip Pibtitcem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Genjanflow Sterpancarmanneljabnellkip Pibtitcem, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Genjanflow Sterpancarmanneljabnellkip Pibtitcem's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Genjanflow Sterpancarmanneljabnellkip Pibtitcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. You must pray to Genjanflow Sterpancarmanneljabnellkip Pibtitcem seven times a day.

5. Always take life seriously.