Gunsugzagkipminfasquart
is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, awesome
duck
.
Gunsugzagkipminfasquart
created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gunsugzagkipminfasquart
, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gunsugzagkipminfasquart
, she will be very sad.
Gunsugzagkipminfasquart's
most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Gunsugzagkipminfasquart's Holy Commandments
1. Worship no other gods but Gunsugzagkipminfasquart.
2. Never think about planets.
3. Always help snakes.
4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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