Liphatjancatmifpit is a god.
He takes the form of a small, ruthless
bee.
Liphatjancatmifpit created a down quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Liphatjancatmifpit, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Liphatjancatmifpit, he will turn you into a mole.
Liphatjancatmifpit's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Liphatjancatmifpit's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Always help squirrels.
5. Never talk about galaxies.