Dadhiggamhakpingomgamquill is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited parrot.

Dadhiggamhakpingomgamquill created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadhiggamhakpingomgamquill, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dadhiggamhakpingomgamquill, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dadhiggamhakpingomgamquill's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dadhiggamhakpingomgamquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help snails.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never run near rats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.