Sishogfar is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent
wyvern.
Sishogfar created a quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sishogfar, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Sishogfar, it will turn you into a goat.
Sishogfar's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Sishogfar's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the north.
2. Sishogfar must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never run in holy places.