Sishogfar is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent wyvern.

Sishogfar created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sishogfar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sishogfar, it will turn you into a goat.

Sishogfar's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sishogfar's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the north.

2. Sishogfar must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never run in holy places.