Dotcublamdosswit is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak
deer.
Dotcublamdosswit created an atom six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dotcublamdosswit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Dotcublamdosswit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Dotcublamdosswit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Dotcublamdosswit's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.
2. Never think ill of sick moths.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never think about gravity.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.