Labartsab Lanxinhug is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective narwhal.

Labartsab Lanxinhug created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Labartsab Lanxinhug, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Labartsab Lanxinhug, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Labartsab Lanxinhug's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Labartsab Lanxinhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must love Labartsab Lanxinhug.