Stiglinbig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental goat.

Stiglinbig created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglinbig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stiglinbig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stiglinbig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Stiglinbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Never look in ponds.