Stiglinbig is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental
goat.
Stiglinbig created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stiglinbig, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Stiglinbig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Stiglinbig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Stiglinbig's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never mention ducks.
5. Never look in ponds.