Sabsabhad is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying
bat.
Sabsabhad created Europe four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabsabhad, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Sabsabhad, she will turn you into a worm.
Sabsabhad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Sabsabhad's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if six gulls approach from the south.
2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Worship no other gods but Sabsabhad.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.