Sakbudyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sakbudyatt created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakbudyatt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sakbudyatt, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sakbudyatt's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sakbudyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.