Bitbestcedbam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful dugong.

Bitbestcedbam created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitbestcedbam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bitbestcedbam, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bitbestcedbam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bitbestcedbam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Bitbestcedbam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never skip near nematodes.

5. Hide from red dogs for they are unholy.