Yarl is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid mole.

Yarl created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarl, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yarl, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yarl's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Yarl loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always help sick seals.