Teenmobdodrutbaghom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, egotistical clam.

Teenmobdodrutbaghom created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenmobdodrutbaghom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Teenmobdodrutbaghom, he will turn you into a frog.

Teenmobdodrutbaghom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Teenmobdodrutbaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.