Dadmumkabcip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, moody zebra.

Dadmumkabcip created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Dadmumkabcip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dadmumkabcip, she will turn you into a frog.

Dadmumkabcip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dadmumkabcip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Never paint your neck green.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.