Wondodveg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying centaur.

Wondodveg created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wondodveg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wondodveg, it will ignore you.

Wondodveg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wondodveg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wondodveg.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the south.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.