Pompog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, charitable rat.

Pompog created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Pompog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pompog, she will turn you into a dog.

Pompog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Pompog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.