Bestnellgepcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous capybara.

Bestnellgepcuss created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestnellgepcuss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bestnellgepcuss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bestnellgepcuss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bestnellgepcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Put Bestnellgepcuss first in all things.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always take life seriously.