Mantalbun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, stupid spider.

Mantalbun created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mantalbun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mantalbun, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mantalbun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Mantalbun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Mantalbun loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.