Hanhonged is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable mongoose.

Hanhonged created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanhonged, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hanhonged, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Hanhonged's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hanhonged's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three rats approach from the east.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hanhonged.