Yiktarloprat Budpanbus is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair newt.

Yiktarloprat Budpanbus created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiktarloprat Budpanbus, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yiktarloprat Budpanbus, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yiktarloprat Budpanbus' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yiktarloprat Budpanbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Never wear jumpers.