Yiktarloprat Budpanbus
is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair
newt
.
Yiktarloprat Budpanbus
created Asia eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yiktarloprat Budpanbus
, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Yiktarloprat Budpanbus
, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Yiktarloprat Budpanbus'
most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Yiktarloprat Budpanbus' Holy Commandments
1. Do not kill gulls.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never mention geese.
5. Never wear jumpers.
Votes: 29
Vote for this god
Previous god
Next god
Generate gods