Godgupdab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, grumpy snake.

Godgupdab created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Godgupdab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Godgupdab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Godgupdab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Godgupdab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Run away if nine eagles approach from the east.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.