Dagvadwap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic narwhal.

Dagvadwap created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagvadwap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagvadwap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dagvadwap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dagvadwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.