Gomdanfonpon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fussy lizard.

Gomdanfonpon created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Gomdanfonpon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gomdanfonpon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gomdanfonpon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gomdanfonpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Gomdanfonpon loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.