Camkipgud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish eagle.

Camkipgud created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camkipgud, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Camkipgud, she will turn you into a puffin.

Camkipgud's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Camkipgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Do not speak about figs.