Bonkdublib is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, deceitful naga.

Bonkdublib created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkdublib, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bonkdublib, it will turn you into a slug.

Bonkdublib's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bonkdublib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not kill snails.