Bogsagkip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental shark.

Bogsagkip created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Bogsagkip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogsagkip, she will torture you forever.

Bogsagkip's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bogsagkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Always obey Bogsagkip's priests.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never run in the presence of whales.

5. Never go into pink rooms.