Capnanlab Jonvedhog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless naga.

Capnanlab Jonvedhog created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Capnanlab Jonvedhog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Capnanlab Jonvedhog, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Capnanlab Jonvedhog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Capnanlab Jonvedhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Capnanlab Jonvedhog.

3. Never wear orange rings.

4. Do not take Capnanlab Jonvedhog's name in vain.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.