Quimyarlont is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, duplicitous bear.

Quimyarlont created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimyarlont, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quimyarlont, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quimyarlont's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quimyarlont's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.