Tifleglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, irritating raven.

Tifleglarn created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifleglarn, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tifleglarn, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tifleglarn's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tifleglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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