Pigfetwatgud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent octopus.

Pigfetwatgud created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigfetwatgud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pigfetwatgud, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pigfetwatgud's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pigfetwatgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the west.