Dutyamwon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, narcissistic snake.

Dutyamwon created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutyamwon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dutyamwon, it will turn you into a frog.

Dutyamwon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dutyamwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect eight iron sculptures of Dutyamwon on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Retreat if seven dogs approach from the east.