Honbon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome hummingbird.

Honbon created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Honbon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Honbon, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Honbon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Honbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

5. Never play with disobedient children.