Litlistditran is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful rhinoceros.

Litlistditran created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Litlistditran, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litlistditran, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Litlistditran's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Litlistditran's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from fawn tapirs, for they are unholy.