Wanhitfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a small, able manatee.

Wanhitfarn created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanhitfarn, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wanhitfarn, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wanhitfarn's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wanhitfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not eat nuts.