Larnrulltad Nut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome hare.

Larnrulltad Nut created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnrulltad Nut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larnrulltad Nut, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Larnrulltad Nut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Larnrulltad Nut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms brown.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.