Zendonjin Jatbigbellhamponpigfedsan Nurtgonjarn is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, prudent crow.
Zendonjin Jatbigbellhamponpigfedsan Nurtgonjarn created water four million years ago.
If you believe in Zendonjin Jatbigbellhamponpigfedsan Nurtgonjarn, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Zendonjin Jatbigbellhamponpigfedsan Nurtgonjarn, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Zendonjin Jatbigbellhamponpigfedsan Nurtgonjarn's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Zendonjin Jatbigbellhamponpigfedsan Nurtgonjarn's Holy Commandments
1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Zendonjin Jatbigbellhamponpigfedsan Nurtgonjarn loves porpoises, so they must be respected.