Dum is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unselfish rhinoceros.

Dum created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dum, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dum, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dum's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always stare at clouds.