Wigkopcin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, prudent rhinoceros.

Wigkopcin created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigkopcin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wigkopcin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wigkopcin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wigkopcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Put Wigkopcin first in all things.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Run away from gray ducks, for they are unholy.