Kombessmum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, happy frog.

Kombessmum created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombessmum, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kombessmum, it will cry a lot.

Kombessmum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kombessmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kombessmum.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.