Sograwxem is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless weasel.

Sograwxem created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sograwxem, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sograwxem, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sograwxem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sograwxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Sograwxem must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.