Raw Dibhabfob is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able snail.

Raw Dibhabfob created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raw Dibhabfob, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Raw Dibhabfob, he will not care at all.

Raw Dibhabfob's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Raw Dibhabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Raw Dibhabfob loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not chop down trees.